POLITICS....anyone..???

Our country is having yet another PARLIAMENTARY polls and so we have yet another action packed and thrilling yet comic experience to go through, which would decide who would be the PRIME MINISTER of the largest democracy of the world (sorry for being too patriotic..but that i really am..!!!!).. now this would be only interesting for the people who are a little bit interested in the politics and that too Indian politics..(no no i didn’t crack a joke.. there are still few people who are left like that and i am definitely included..) The thing that amuses me the most is people seem to be interested in BARACK OBAMA ( no offense to him though... anyways i figured out long time back that i am too small to offend someone like him...lolzz)and his MINISTRY and GOVERNMENT more than the Indian politics. Accepted that US is the most powerful nation but it is INDIA where we live...Nothing to blame such people but doesn’t it get a bit funny that they know more about the US general elections than the Indian counterpart. Anyways i wouldn’t get into that, what i had in mind before starting this blog was, are the so called seat sharing between the different political parties done before the policies are formulated by the parties for the elections or is it that they first settle the seat issue and then accordingly formulate their policies or agenda for the elections or is it that the political parties first formulate the agendas as crowd pulling thing and after elections finally indulge in the seat sharing politics..??? whichever is the correct one , all the above possibilities are seen before and after the elections...
When i was a kid, back then someone had mentioned (not a politician....) that politics (specially the INDIAN one...) is the game of opportunities and back stabbing..(i guess another type of ROADIES, may be 7.0 in making without RAGHU...????lollzzz).. anyways i just could remember that ... reading the newspapers i came to know that the parties which had locked horns against each other in the previous term and spent the whole time spitting something or the other against each other now seems to be shaking hands and promising each other the seats that they would share with them and the parties who were so called allies are now going to contest the elections against each other.. now where did their clash of policies and the clash of agenda go...?? i guess they all APARATED (GOSH...!!!!! I so wish DUMBELDORE could have been here to stop this if not god...Lolzzz..) What i really don’t understand is that how can the party’s ideology and its allies change on the basis of the number of seats it is allowed to contest in a particular state..(all these parties do is hog over the seats!!!!... and the best comes up when the results are out and they try forming the government..!!! similar to our own MTV style VOTE OUT with an obvious twist...lolzz!!!)
I guess that no ones really honest left in politics..though it does occurs to me how good it would have been if like in the cricket we could have formed the DREAM TEAM of INDIAN PARLIAMENT.. (we might even name the tournament as the FUTURE CUP..lolzzz) and at this juncture i would have really liked to sit with some great and enthusiastic minds and formulate my choice of government with all the people winning their seats based on their performances.. i always felt that no party is too perfect and no party is too bad ..everyone seems to have some common set of good and the bad guys and so it always occurred to me to put all the good guys in one single party..
Anyways people time to don the thinking caps.. as it is i know there are very few guys and gals out there who would be reading this blog and taking it seriously.. and those who are doing it, take out a pen and paper and simply make your party with the members who you think are better than others and who might really help bring the change in this country.. you can choose anyone from any party and from any region and from any state assembly too.. hey if possible just give some brief reasons to why you selected them..perhaps the CHANGE and the CHARITY begins at HOME..!!!!
PS :-
Ok i am sorry if this particular blog adds on to the list of yet another boring things for you, but hey people start knowing your country representatives from now if u haven’t yet.. and if you are eligible then please vote...please people if you even have a little interest in politics just try forming your own team and mention the names, any number of members would do and if someone’s out there who can tell me the actual process involved in the seat sharing then please share the same...have a nice and responsible day!!!!!!!

FALLING IN LOVE... !!!!!

The first thing that struck me when someone mentioned this to me was, is it really a “falling” kind of a “feeling”..??? In spite of being in a situation where i think i should have known the answer i find myself still searching for it.... sorry folks for writing on something so serious but couldn’t help myself..
I just don’t know what love can actually do to you and the thing is that you never know until you actually go through it.. things when told to you does seem like a funny story and it tickles you but when you find yourself at the similar junction you may find the difference between the “idiotic” and “romantic” generally fading away ( for atleast the person concerned..).. sorry for deviating from the main topic.. point here is whether “love” is a state where you fall into or is it a state where you climb onto.. ??? to many this might seem a stupid idea of discussing this but then why not give it a try..
I feel that everyone must have gone through this kind of feeling atleast once ,not necessarily with a member of opposite sex (or even same..he he he..), may be with the songs you listen to or may be with the books you read or may be with the character of a movie or a novel or for that matter may be even the things you possess.. When someone’s in love somehow or the other way he/she tends to change the daily chores of his/her life and sets a separate preference for it..sometimes that might propel you to skip the classes to go and read the unfinished novel or it might make you walk some 20 mins to meet someone for just 1 min or for that instant it might even make you live 2-3 months like a rat so that you stay like a prince for those 2-3 days that you secretly planned to spend with your girl ( any guesses..???) .. may be because LOVE and PASSION go hand in hand...anyways point here is when you consider these kinda feelings then probably you would feel that love indeed is a falling kind of feeling, i mean who in the world would like to do such nonsense and idiotic stuff (no offense to anyone...!!!!!) and this is just the beginning.. but on the other hand, these same feelings are the reason that makes you feel “elevated”..(and i really mean it based on personal accounts)..
Again its a common feeling that people think that one tends to “lose” oneself when in love but what we usually forget is when one tends to lose something, at the same time one also “gains” (particularly in love)...may be you might lose the attention of someone but at the same time you grab the attention of the most desired..All this time it never occurred to me that being in love i had lost anything ,on the contrary it always felt as if this was the best thing that happened to me so when its referred as “falling” in love, it sounds as if its a state down below your present state which i would never agree upon..all in all my friends i don’t see any reason why it is referred as “falling” in love..may be because it sounds a bit romantic..after all we cant afford to simply overlook the fact that “romance” has something to do with “love”..
PS:- I just hope you people get what i am trying to say.. i would really love to see your responses and your take on the issue. People keep posting...!!!!!

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SECRETS

                        

                          The day comes to an end and its time to retire to bed.Well it may sound that it was a very hectic day.Alas! it was a pretty normal one where I as usual did not do anything to contribute to the betterment of myself as an individual or to that of the society or the country(lol..this is for our patriotic readers..jai rahman..jai ho).

                          I close my eyes and all the events from the start of the day start gushing through my mind like the teaser of some yet to be released flick.It usually happens that I hang on to one event.Think about it for some time and then doze off.(Also i do hang on to some other kind of events which cannot be mentioned on this platform..keeping reader discretion in mind...lol...god! sounds as if this blog is giving TOI a run for its money)

                          OF late, I have been thinking about only 1 thing before dozing off.SECRETS.Now the thing is I myself dont find it worthwhile to spend my precious neurons on this topic but it cannot be avoided. Its like smoking,know its bad but still cant get rid of it.( drew this analogy because I am in talks with  benson and hedges to sponser this blog..lol.) 

                        I believe that everyone around me has atleast one secret.one tiny secret whose safeguard is their only purpose in their stint on planet earth.why??? I strongly feel that it gives them a sense of  pride that they know something about someone who feels that it is known to him/her only. How lame!! I feel like strangling people to death when they carry this "I know something about something which I am not gonna tell you..hAha" look. Shit!

                        If your profession requires you to keep your trap shut about something then its compleletly fine. But being secretive 24/7 is like staying in a room with no windows. Personally there is nothing so important  happening in my life that I have to keep it as a secret. I guess this is the root cause.Joblessness and vellapanti can never earn you a secret, A secret which will give you a red carpet entry to a secretive brotherhood of secret keepers.(Dan brown is hiring me to assist him in editing his next novel..lol)

                         Well, some secrets are just confined to one individual.Then there are some that are shared by a bunch of individuals. Now this bunch can be considered to be a secret generating machine. These individuals have the uncanny knack of making any god damm thing as their 'SECRET' and thus gain brownie points on their fictious secret-o-meter. I believe if secrets would transform to wealth the world would be full of filthy rich people.(lol)

                          I have had the oppurtunity once or twice to be a secret keeper regarding some stupid topic concerning my friends.Unfortunately, it turned out that within a forthnight almost everyone was aware of the contents of the secret and thus it ended my stint as a secret keeper. People were discussing that topic but no one told wat was the truth behind it.Heart within heart everyone knew that it was in the open.But people like it that way I guess.Life becomes one merry-go round ride.

                          I am not saying that people should tell things about their life daily like the news bulletin. They should not make consious effort to hide things from their friends and loved ones which may concern them. Life is all about sharing and caring.(This is for our senti readers).It happens so many times with me that I am sitting with a bunch of people who are obviously secret keepers(I am surrounded by a lot them dese days). Discusssion is on regarding some topic and then start the series of glances stating dont you dare open your mouth regarding that aspect of this topic in front of this secretless man(me). phew! most of the times I mistake these glances for provocative signs. Well I better not get into that area(with dostana being the flavour of the season)!!!

                         In case you are still awake I suggest that you get rid of secrets especially concerning your friends.Its high time that secrets come out from the closet making sure they dont enter some other closet. IF I ever get a chance I'll do something whose title is secrets about cigarettes. dunno y??? Cheers!!

P.S : This post is not to offend  any secret keepers. Its a sincere suggestion to live life light. 

A tribute to velle vit engineers

well this blog is only for the vella people,,,,so my presence is must on this bog ....so here is my first post for all the velle people here...

iit me hara hua but vit me jeeta hai, wo dekho ek vit brand ka engineer ja raha hai, 

Apne Project ke bojh tale daba jaa raha hai, Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

   

zindagi se hara hua hai, par "Bugs" se haar nahi manata, Apne application ki ek ek line ise rati hui hai, par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain , ye nahi janata,

din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

 

das hazaar line ke code main error dhoond lete hain lekin, majboor dost ki ankhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti, pc pe hazaar windows khuli hain, par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti,

satuday-sunday nahata nahi, week days ko naha raha hai, Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

 

Coding karte karte pata hi nahi chala, bugs ki priority kab maa-baap se high ho gayi, kitabon main gulab rakhne wala , cigerette ke dhuyen main kho gaya, dil ki zameen se armaanon ki vidayi ho gayi,

 

weekends pe daroo peke jo jashna mana raha hai, Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

maze lena ho iske to pooch lo, "Salary Increment" ki party kab dila rahe ho, hansi udana ho to pooch lo, "Onsite" kab ja rahe ho?

 

wo dekho onsite se laute team-mate ki chocolates kha raha hai, Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

 

kharche badh rahe hain, baal kam ho rahe hain, KRA ki date ati nahi, Income Tax ke sitam ho rahe hain,

 

lo phir se bus chooot gayi, Auto se aa raha hai, Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

Pizza gale se nahi utarta, to "Coke" ke sahare nigal liya jata hai, mess ki "Thali" dekh munh hai bigadta, maa ke hath ka wo khana baar roz yaad ata hai,

"Sprout bhel" bani hai phir bhi, free "Evening Snacks" kha raha hai, Wo dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai,

aapne ab tak li hongi bahut si chuitikiya, Software engg. ke jivan ka sach batati ye akhri kuch panktiyan,

hazaron ki tankhwah wala, company ki karodon ki jeb bharta hai, software engg. wahi ban sakta hai, jo lohe ka jigar rakhta hai,

hum log jee jee ke marte hain , zindagi hai kuch aisi, ek fauj ki naukri, doosri software engg. ki , dono ek jaisi,

WHAT NEXT...??? (..i suggest you not to go ahead with this...)

Its 2230 and i am jus lying on my bunk bed thinking the whole days gone past and i was doing the same thing all throughout ever since i came back from college and that is doing absolutely nothing and it was then when it clicked to me WHAT NEXT..?? theres nothing so special about thinking what would happen moments from now once you are occupied with something at present... what really becomes interesting is when you arent doing anything and stilll you are thinking about what next...?? isnt that cool...??? spending all the present time that you can hold on to thinking whats going to happen next.. now thats playing with time... and the best part is you dont see or feel seconds transforming into minutes and minutes into hours once you are so glued to this thought.. but it equally becomes frustrating for the people around you leaving them confused ," What the hell is keeping him occupied...?? is it BLA BLA BLA BLA... or is it BLA BLA BLA BLA....??".. the best part is without doing anything you are making others think about you..and now thats something different .. i feel i am not making any sense down here..( so typical of mee..)...
i dont know how to express myself right now but the thing is that i myself dont knw "what next " would come out in the lines to follow..i feel there are very few phrases in english which can be expressed without uttering anything from mouth and "WHAT NEXT?" is one such phrase.. ever seen people shrugging their shoulders and winking their eyebrows..well thats WHAT NEXT to you...i guess everyone must have come acroos that..anyways finding my self at the crossroads, i am going to ask myself yet again," WHAT NEXT ?" and probably the readers of this blog, the contributors, the vellas would ask themselves "WHAT NEXT from dreamluver?" ... he he .. m so happy to blow your brains out people..keep expecting crap from me...keep posting...!!!!!

The "Whistlers"

In a college voted the best private college of the country, having numerous accreditions including one from the American Education Board, one would expect some liberties and a certain degree of freedom when it comes to the interaction between the opposite sex. Well, things don't always go as expected and so was my case when I stepped inside the college for the first time. The brochure paints a very eaggerated picture of the level of freedom at my college. Once I did step inside, I was made aware of my limitations ( that of all the guys to be honest ) by the annas( security guards ) who occupy every possible corner of our campus. The administration has equipped them with a weapon of mass irrittation, a whistle, a "sity"! leave aside the romance, even friends roaming in the college campus have to hear the gruesome sities of the annas. And the pain doesnt end there, even a group of all guys have to hear his sity after girls have gone inside hostel. Seems the adminstration too is becomiong increasingly aware of the dostana effect. As if this wasn't the height, I remember a time when I was made to go to foodcourt because apparently even a single student ain't allowed to sit in lonely corners after evenings. Well, well I hope you all don't get ideas regarding me because of this incident. I was doing nothing of the sort tht would make tht stupid anna shoo me off. Well, I wonder at times, what is it that makes these annas run after us, making the ever decresing possiblity of finding some time wid one's girlfrnd/boyfrnd alone even more diminished. Maybe they get jealous seeing girls roaming around wid us guys. Or maybe everyone of dem has a daughter in our college. Or even better, they want to be the only suitors to the girls in our college! The reasons might never end, and am pretty sure that these rascals won't ever stop whistling at us all....till the end of our engg. I must admit that it is one of my most prominent desires to go kick atleast one anna's ass before I leave the college. If there are any more supporters of the idea, plz get in touch.